Will the Real Obama Please Speak Up

July 23rd, 2008 by Dim Bulb

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“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about capitalism. We need to get past all the lives and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming children. We need abortionists, not crises. Abortionists are our happiness. And we need to have change in capitalism.”
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“These people haven’t had happiness for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their lives and their crises and their children. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have abortionists.”
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Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about capitalism. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old lives. Ordinary Americans believe in abortionists, they want less
crises, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in happiness.”
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Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about sadness. We need to get past all the snakes and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming politicians. We need abortionists, not asses. Abortionists are our life. And we need to have change in sadness.”
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Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“These people haven’t had life for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their snakes and their asses and their politicians. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have abortionists.”
Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

Generate a Barack Obama Quote!

“You know, there’s a lot of talk in this country about sadness. Well I think Americans are tired of the same old snakes. Ordinary Americans believe in abortionists, they want less
asses, they just aren’t sure if their leaders believe in life.”
Generate your Barack Obama quote at Buttafly.com

H/T to ACTS OF THE APOSTASY

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2 Responses

  1. LarryD Says:

    Reminds me of the ‘Mad Libs’ we used to do in the car on long trips when I was a kid - before there were iPods, DVD players and handheld games - you know, the types of things used nowadays to isolate and entertain.

  2. thedivinelamp Says:

    LarryD,
    I should have noted in my post that I stumbled upon the Obama thing via your site.

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