Contest! Beat Dim Bulb, Win a Prize!
August 13th, 2007 by Dim BulbOkay, so there is no prize, but quit screaming “fraud!” for a moment and play anyway, you might have fun.
Dissident theologian Richard McBrien, (”who never met a Church teaching he agreed with”*) has established on the web a collection of his essays from the past thirty years. This got me to thinking: if he were to collect all his works together and publish them in Latin, what would an appropriate title for the collection be? My entry to this contest is: THE SUMMA SCATOLOGICA. If you know Latin, or can reasonably fake it, please feel free to enter.
Contest Rules:
1. All entries must be in Latin, Pig-Latin, or a reasonable facsimile of either.
2. All entries must be funny, stupid, or both.
3. Dim Bulb Inc. Shall not be held accountable for any litigation due to contestant’s liables or character assassinations of McB.
4. Members of Dim Bulb’s Family, along with his friends are allowed to participate. Generally, this is against standard contest rules, but, since the former do not read his blog, and since the latter are non-existent, concessions have been made.
5. The decision of the judge (Dim Bulb) is final. No appeals however whiny or justified will be considered.
* Quote taken from Father Richard John Neuhaus.
August 14th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
How about French?
Teologie de le boufon
August 14th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Funny.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
I would like to enter in the just-stupid category. It is so hard to be funny.